Toxic masculinity, we have learned
Demands impossible standards of men
and has a co-morbid fear of commitment
We see this now. We want to do better.
We want to be better. We listened.
We understand now. We know what to do.
We now realise that we aren’t good enough
We need to go and become good enough
Before we could possibly commit to anything.
We’re out trying to become wonderfully woke
Fantastically feminist and perfectly progressive.
We’ll get back to you once we’ve decided we’ve got there.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP…