Progressive Answering Machine

Toxic masculinity, we have learned

Demands impossible standards of men

and has a co-morbid fear of commitment

We see this now. We want to do better.

We want to be better. We listened.

We understand now. We know what to do.

We now realise that we aren’t good enough

We need to go and become good enough

Before we could possibly commit to anything.

We’re out trying to become wonderfully woke

Fantastically feminist and perfectly progressive.

We’ll get back to you once we’ve decided we’ve got there.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP…

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