I find corporate attempts at being human sickening. All that “There’s no ‘I’ in Team!”, “Teamwork Makes the Dream work!” are all just transparently disingenuous attempts to make you feel the HR cares about you. They do not. HR are corporate militia and will immediately throw you under the bus at the merest provocation. Their attempt at re-framing sick absence as “inefficiency” and the fact that sickness is a disciplinary subject tells you all you need to know.
Teamwork makes the dream work!
Corporate disingenuity.
Verbal diarrhoea fluency.
Mawkishly inane insincerity.
Utterly false camaraderie.
Lacking in any humanity.
Just focussed on profitability,
Or meaningless productivity.
A paucity of humanity.
A massive compassion deficiency.
A scarcity of solidarity.
Indicative of inhumanity.
Vomit-inducing transparency.